Time to Microchip Returning Veterans

(Disqus Comments Inside)

Tea Party retards are up in arms yet again. Well, they always are, but this time it's over the VA actively sharing medical information with the FBI in an effort to take firearms away from veterans who the system says are unhinged. 

To me, this program is just common sense. So what if the VA is sharing confidential information with the FBI? It's the government. And you shouldn't have anything to hide, anyway. Second of all, this is a mental health issue. The VA is just working to make sure people the government deems unsuitable to hold weapons aren't able to do so. This includes the mentally incompetent, the mentally insane, the deranged, and the paranoid people obsessed about their 'rights.' I think we can all agree that these people should not own guns.

The VA recognized returning veterans for what they are: Threats. Let's face it. If anyone feels that they need to own firearms to 'defend against possible government tyranny,' in 2015 America, then the government needs to lock those people up. Anyone who feels the need to buy weapons to protect against government infringement of rights, needs to have their guns taken away by the government. It really is that simple.

And Veterans, many of whom are mentally ill, and many still carry their obsession with 'rights,' are also the most combat capable of our society. Veterans could cause a revolution to topple the system. And the system has a right to monitor threats. Veterans are a threat.

But why do so in such an expensive way? Surely we can do this without the VA having to face public scrutiny. That's why I suggest microchipping all returning veterans.

Microchipping veterans will allow Fusion Center NSA-FBI-CIA-ATF-DARPA-VA-Law Enforcement authorities to constantly monitor all veterans in real time. And instead of having an actual person sitting at the monitor screen, we can use smart technology to capture any abnormal patterns in the brainwaves of the veterans. It's sort of like keystroke technology and the internet: Once a certain pattern of thoughts or biochemistry arises, an actual person can be called to monitor the offending veteran.

This should be used to monitor all sorts of things. If a Veteran is having paranoid thoughts about the government monitoring them or infringing on their "rights," said Veteran could be put in a mental health center. If a Veteran starts thinking about amassing guns, said Veteran could be put in a mental institution.

And it doesn't have to come to institutionalization, either. Microchips allow us to manage behavior to disincentivize things that are demonstrably bad for society. If a male Veteran's testosterone level gets too high, microchip could deliver a mild electric shock. If a white Veteran sees an interracial couple and gets a feeling of revulsion, electric should must be delivered to white Veteran's brain. The possibilities for making a better world, as you can see, are endless.

How will we get the Veterans to not resist being microchipped? That's easy. We can merely put the microchips into the vaccines. Hey, that way, any Veteran who resists will simply be branded an 'Anti-Vaxxer." Even Conservatives won't stand up for the 'anti-Vaxxers!'

I really think it's time we Microchip all veterans.